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Real men of genius

With all of the hype surrounding Michael Vick’s conditional reinstatement in the NFL more information about him has surfaced: apparently he once went to a medical clinic to get treated for an STD.  With the foresight of an oracle he thought it best to get treated anonymously, the bogus name he gave the staff:

Ron Mexico.

Seriously, I’m not making this up.  You would think that with all the millions of dollars he was getting paid he could have hired someone to think for him, I’m betting that if he just said “Michael Vick” he would have had a better chance of flying under the radar than by giving a name that was obviously bullshit.  He might have been still better off if he just wore a condom but let’s keep things realistic.

I’m actually going to give the Vick strategy a shot to see how it works, for a secret identity how does “Joey Chicago” sound?


August 1, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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