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Nothing says “I’m a fucking idiot” like a Che Guevara T-Shirt

It has become rather fashionable of late to wear T-shirts with the visage of thankfully dead Communist revolutionary Che Guevara, the people I have spoken to tell me they admire him because of his incredible belief in his convictions and idealism. Well, idiots, I have news for you, the sick fucks in NAMBLA also have tremendous convictions and Heinrich Himler was also an idealist, but you’d rightfully look like a moron if you went around with shirts with them on it.

I know that he was just doing what he thought was right and had the betterment of humanity as his goal, but guess what? I dont give a shit. There is nothing more harmful on this planet than a person with good intentions that wants to save everyone else whether they like it or not. Unfortunately for everyone that has had to live underneath a Communist system Che’s idealism means that people have no property rights, even their own bodies are at the disposal for the party and the state in whatever they deem necessary. Over and over again we see that communist/socialist govts across the world excel in providing more misery and destruction than any other form of govt. It simply doesnt work, but it sure is fun to believe in a non-existent utopia than to embrace reality in all its imperfections.

So if you’re an idiot white college student from a privileged background that has a guilt complex about your parent’s success that also wants to feel cool for rebelling against them just buy and wear a Che Guevara T-shirt. The T-shirts effectiveness will be enhanced if you hear hemp necklaces, bathe only sporadically, and not shave if you have pathetic wannabee facial hair like Yasser Arafat. And feel free to wear a beret if you really want to up the coolness, it makes people think you’re French and sophisticated, and the women just love them.

Che Guevara T-shirts, provided to you by a capitalist marketplace

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October 17, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

1 Comment »

  1. So true, so true! great Rant!

    Cassandros

    Comment by Cassandros | October 29, 2009 | Reply


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